Off-Topic Darts

[Melvin Udal]

Johnny again

2 weeks winner

 

[Jimmytaff]

Thursday's tv

Pun intended

 

[Melvin Udal]

Pun intended

Eh?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Eh?

Unlucky Melv you’ll have to play against the blokes again now

Thursday's tv

You're accused of pretending to be a woman and then say tv which is sometimes used to denote a transvestite such as yourself

 

[Melvin Udal]

In my defence, Thursday nights I get pished

 

[Jimmytaff]

In my defence, Thursday nights I get pished

 

[Melvin Udal]

Fair

 

[Melvin Udal]

Gez out

Johnny thru

 

[Popeye]

Gez out

Johnny thru

Johnny put that fat, ugly bastad out on his home patch

 

[Melvin Udal]

Johnny put that fat, ugly bastad out on his home patch

Fukin hate that scouse Cnut.

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Fukin hate that scouse Cnut.

Who Jonny Clayton the liverpoowel fan ?

 

[Melvin Udal]

Who Jonny Clayton the liverpoowel fan ?

No be fkt

 

[MaestegBlue]

I’m moving house today so completely forgot it was Thursday.

Easily rectified now though, 8 cans of beer and the tv on.

 

[Melvin Udal]

I’m moving house today so completely forgot it was Thursday.

Easily rectified now though, 8 cans of beer and the tv on.

Outta maesteg.

Applauded

 

[MaestegBlue]

Outta maesteg.

Applauded

I’m your new neighbour

 

[Melvin Udal]

I’m your new neighbour

Did you sunbathe nakedly earlier babes?

 

[MaestegBlue]

Did you sunbathe nakedly earlier babes?

I thought I saw you with your binoculars

 

[Mr Shitpeas]

Good semi that fnarrr fnarr