FUCKING FISH PUNS

[Melvin Udal]

I'm.sick to the gills with this

 

[Blue Job]

I'm.sick to the gills with this

Yeah, my mate, a piano tuna, said some of these puns are so old they should be in the Victoria and Halibut museum.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Lecters got crabs

Did you hear that from Stanty perch-ance?

 

[William Smith]

 

[Captain Fishtits]

Yeah, my mate, a piano tuna, said some of these puns are so old they should be in the Victoria and Halibut museum.

For goodness Hake that’s dreadful

 

[Blue Job]

For goodness Hake that’s dreadful

It haddock-urred to me...

 

[Bolluckchops]

Not everyone's a Dab hand at puns

This thread is making my belly hake from la FIN

 

[Bolluckchops]

For goodness Hake that’s dreadful

FFS I had a hake joke you shellfish bastard

 

[Blue Job]

FFS I had a hake joke you shellfish bastard

Yep, you’re the manta beat.

 

[Jimmytaff]

FFS I had a hake joke you shellfish bastard

What's all the huss?

 

[Captain Fishtits]

What's all the huss?

Done you like a kipper

 

[William Smith]

If you did I'd lamprey you

That'll be the Dace, hope I don't need a plastic Sturgeon

 

[Blue Job]

That'll be the Dace, hope I don't need a plastic Sturgeon

I'm whiting all these down for future weference...

 

[Jimmytaff]

I'm whiting all these down for future weference...

If it'll stop you pouting.....

 

[William Smith]

I'm whiting all these down for future weference...

We've really been raising the Barbel with these fish puns

 

[Jimmytaff]

@The Colonel you can start sewing the 2023 banner

This should have been sewin for a nice Welsh pun

 

[Blue Job]

If it'll stop you pouting.....

That's knocked me off my perch...

 

[Jimmytaff]

That's knocked me off my perch...

Thought you'd already done that one. Every day is a school day

 

[William Smith]

It's fair to say there are some Ruddy terrible ones on here

 

[William Smith]

Sure everyone will be sad when this thread finished feeling quite MelanColley myself