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Me and Adolf sitting in the Berlin Wetherspoons talking to all the hi viz boys getting bowls of peas and girls drinks sent to our table
Me and the missus were driving into Caerphilly town because we had to pick up my son because he couldn’t find his car. As we drove up past the shopping centre the road was closed off so we were all stuck in traffic. Me and the missus then saw our son calling us over so we left the car in the middle of the road. He told us that they were filming a porno film and they couldn’t open the road until it was finished. My missus went over to talk to the porno film people, came back and said they needed a male porno man and she’d said I would do it. I told her that it would be cheating but she said it didn’t count because I would be shagging a black girl so it was different. I didn’t believe her but my son said it was true so I agreed. The porno director told me to just do whatever I wanted and my missus said to just do whatever so the road could reopen.
I figured it was pretty acceptable to be having sex in the middle of the road while my wife, son and assorted drivers of Caerphilly watched on so I then proceeded to do some saucy porno stuff with this little black woman before the porno director man told me I needed to make it more interesting and exotic. On hearing this I flipped her over onto her front, lifted her arse into the air and proceeded to lick her bumhole and general arse area. For some reason it was now dark but I carried on anyway because my missus was now helping to direct the film and told me they were getting giant spotlights so they could continue filming. By now my tongue was making quite an impact on the saucy porno lady’s undercarriage and she seemed to be having a pretty good time of things. I couldn’t really see much but figured I was doing ok because people were cheering me on and shouting words of encouragement. Just then the spotlights flashed on and illuminated the whole scene as the porno lady was reaching her moment of climax. I lifted my head, looked around and saw the looks of horror from the assembled audience. That’s when I noticed that my black porn queen had a bright white arse and I realised that she’d lied about being black so I’d sleep with her. That was when I also realised I’d just spent the last ten minutes licking off the poop that she’d covered herself with as part of the cunning plan.
That was when I woke up so unfortunately I didn’t find out what happened next. I’m still a little bit disturbed by it all because it was one of those really vivid ones too. Without wanting to gross people out I swear I could still smell the shit when I woke up.
Maybe I should phone into This Morning when they have one of those people on there that analyse your dreams?
Nothing like it in the world apart from Class A’s of course
love class As
The time to be concerned is when I’m actually licking poop from a pretend black porn star’s arse in the centre of Caerphilly while being filmed and watched by my wife and children.
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Like an immigrant
Hitler ALIVE for me.
Me and Adolf sitting in the Berlin Wetherspoons talking to all the hi viz boys getting bowls of peas and girls drinks sent to our table
Ok here goes:
Me and the missus were driving into Caerphilly town because we had to pick up my son because he couldn’t find his car. As we drove up past the shopping centre the road was closed off so we were all stuck in traffic. Me and the missus then saw our son calling us over so we left the car in the middle of the road. He told us that they were filming a porno film and they couldn’t open the road until it was finished. My missus went over to talk to the porno film people, came back and said they needed a male porno man and she’d said I would do it. I told her that it would be cheating but she said it didn’t count because I would be shagging a black girl so it was different. I didn’t believe her but my son said it was true so I agreed. The porno director told me to just do whatever I wanted and my missus said to just do whatever so the road could reopen.
I figured it was pretty acceptable to be having sex in the middle of the road while my wife, son and assorted drivers of Caerphilly watched on so I then proceeded to do some saucy porno stuff with this little black woman before the porno director man told me I needed to make it more interesting and exotic. On hearing this I flipped her over onto her front, lifted her arse into the air and proceeded to lick her bumhole and general arse area. For some reason it was now dark but I carried on anyway because my missus was now helping to direct the film and told me they were getting giant spotlights so they could continue filming. By now my tongue was making quite an impact on the saucy porno lady’s undercarriage and she seemed to be having a pretty good time of things. I couldn’t really see much but figured I was doing ok because people were cheering me on and shouting words of encouragement. Just then the spotlights flashed on and illuminated the whole scene as the porno lady was reaching her moment of climax. I lifted my head, looked around and saw the looks of horror from the assembled audience. That’s when I noticed that my black porn queen had a bright white arse and I realised that she’d lied about being black so I’d sleep with her. That was when I also realised I’d just spent the last ten minutes licking off the poop that she’d covered herself with as part of the cunning plan.
That was when I woke up so unfortunately I didn’t find out what happened next. I’m still a little bit disturbed by it all because it was one of those really vivid ones too. Without wanting to gross people out I swear I could still smell the shit when I woke up.
Maybe I should phone into This Morning when they have one of those people on there that analyse your dreams?
Have you been sectioned yet?
Ahh the old cheese fever dream
Nothing like it in the world apart from Class A’s of course
WEED CLUB love class As
Junkees
Dreams don’t count.
The time to be concerned is when I’m actually licking poop from a pretend black porn star’s arse in the centre of Caerphilly while being filmed and watched by my wife and children.
Won't catch me in Caerphilly
Terms of your licence?
Hell no, worked in the area.
That's this Thursday right
2pm.That's this Thursday right
Victim blinkers
