Off-Topic How to do a Greggs

[Nugent]

Lads.

Follow nugs advice here now

Get some frozen from the Tesco , walk to condiment cupboard and get all the sauce you want, without some dictator behind counter giving you a bollocking.

And, and you'll love this, no fucking disparate queues either, slowing you down with their latte bollox....

And believe yoh me, the frozen greggs from tescos cooks well better than the real thing

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Lads.

Follow nugs advice here now



Get some frozen from the Tesco , walk to condiment cupboard and get all the sauce you want, without some dictator behind counter giving you a bollocking.

And, and you'll love this, no fucking disparate queues either, slowing you down with their latte bollox....

And believe yoh me, the frozen greggs from tescos cooks well better than the real thing

All that to show us your council sauce? Fucking hell.

 

[OffshoreAl]

I didn't have you down as a Fruity HP queer leftie wannabe!

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

I didn't have you down as a Fruity HP queer leftie wannabe!

I did

 

[Can't think of a gimmick]

Did you get the whole Greggs experience by walking into Tesco, grabbing them then walking out whilst smirking at the staff?

 

[Mrs Steve R]

And believe yoh me, the frozen greggs from tescos cooks well better than the real thing

Not the same as being cooked in store, you do not get the steam in a home oven that you get in Greggs.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

All that to show us your council sauce? Fucking hell.

All ketchup is the same

All from the same factory in the town of Tomato.

 

[MaestegBlue]

No vegan spread in sight

Starting to think you’re not as bad as everyone says Nuggles

 

[LlanBlue86]

You didn’t just upload a photo of your fruity sauce

 

[Popeye]

That a banana or a dead duck?

 

[Nugent]

Not the same as being cooked in store, you do not get the steam in a home oven that you get in Greggs.

My missus gets steam coming out her ears, does that count

 

[Nugent]

That a banana or a dead duck?

Dead duck mate. Ive been trying my hardest to keep em alive, but they collapsed .
Don't make me out to be quackers

 

[TH63]

Lads.

Follow nugs advice here now



Get some frozen from the Tesco , walk to condiment cupboard and get all the sauce you want, without some dictator behind counter giving you a bollocking.

And, and you'll love this, no fucking disparate queues either, slowing you down with their latte bollox....

And believe yoh me, the frozen greggs from tescos cooks well better than the real thing

I’ve got your back mate

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

I’ve got your back mate

Bit late for soup now isn’t it?

 

[Nugent]

Bit late for soup now isn’t it?

Jeez kiff the one thread where I thought you and I can wind Mrs R up and you bring the soup up dew dew mun

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Jeez kiff the one thread where I thought you and I can wind Mrs R up and you bring the soup up dew dew mun

The golfer brought it lad not me

 

[Nugent]

The golfer brought it lad not me

Under par, you little bogie

 

[Joecity]

The miserable lives in cold concrete pens, feeding off a shackled mother before their horrendous murder in order to be turned into pink goo, must have felt worth it to them when that first dollop of gypo red sauce landed on them.

 

[Travis Bickle]

Ketchup, brown sauce, salad cream, mayo, mustard =

 

[Melvin Udal]

Ketchup, brown sauce, salad cream, mayo, mustard =

Brown sauceGrrrreaat