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I don’t get it
 
I feel like I could be sexually assaulted by two little gay boys who want me to be a sock puppet.

Think that’s enough internet for me for the night.

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the public will never use the hotels that took part in this scheme when they re open.

i hope they all go bust me
A couple of nights in a Nugglelodge will have the fuckers sailing straight back across the channel..
 
the public will never use the hotels that took part in this scheme when they re open.

i hope they all go bust me
Most hotel guests aren't local hence using the hotel. Doubt many people will try and research if hotel previously hosted migrants and if it did would that info be readily available :sherlock:
 
Most hotel guests aren't local hence using the hotel. Doubt many people will try and research if hotel previously hosted migrants and if it did would that info be readily available :sherlock:
thats a good website i can invent then,
 
thats a good website i can invent then,
I reckon if you invent a website with something that hasn’t been thought of yet then you could become a millionaire.

Years ago I figured if you made a website where people could list the exact times in films when women get naked it would be a success. Like a Wikipedia for tits and fannies.

Like most things I forgot about it. Then years later I was watching some shit comedy film where one of the characters said the exact same thing. In the film one of the other blokes said it had already been done. At the time I thought I’d check once I’d finished watching. Like most things I forgot all about it five minutes later. The joys of ADHD. I might go and have a look now and see. If not I’ll suggest it to Lord Sugar.
 
I reckon if you invent a website with something that hasn’t been thought of yet then you could become a millionaire.

Years ago I figured if you made a website where people could list the exact times in films when women get naked it would be a success. Like a Wikipedia for tits and fannies.

Like most things I forgot about it. Then years later I was watching some shit comedy film where one of the characters said the exact same thing. In the film one of the other blokes said it had already been done. At the time I thought I’d check once I’d finished watching. Like most things I forgot all about it five minutes later. The joys of ADHD. I might go and have a look now and see. If not I’ll suggest it to Lord Sugar.
Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.
 
Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.


Not sure I even want to attempt a search for Mr Skin
 
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Just had a look. Theres a website called Mr Skin that exists for that very purpose. Cant access it in UK though because Starmer thinks we can’t be trusted to look at tits.
Thing is your business plan aged as fuck.

That would have been handy in the days of VHS and DVDS, but since the internet proper as we know it, and as a Xhamster conasir as myself, Mr.skin amongst many others actually make compilation videos of main stream movies where those bits are all there is.

So why would people need you to tell em where to fast forward to in a movie when someone has made a mini film already on the internet for free.

So for that reason, im out.
stick to your day job of running wordle gang
 
Thing is your business plan aged as fuck.

That would have been handy in the days of VHS and DVDS, but since the internet proper as we know it, and as a Xhamster conasir as myself, Mr.skin amongst many others actually make compilation videos of main stream movies where those bits are all there is.

So why would people need you to tell em where to fast forward to in a movie when someone has made a mini film already on the internet for free.

So for that reason, im out.
stick to your day job of running wordle gang
Its Con Air Sir you ignoramus
 
I haven't really followed this but is Starmer finished or is it all just bollocks ?
 
I haven't really followed this but is Starmer finished or is it all just bollocks ?
A political commentator has just said it's the biggest crises of his tenure and the lack of process is worrying.

My take is he'll weather this but this is part of the cumulative damage that'll see him gone within the year
 
A political commentator has just said it's the biggest crises of his tenure and the lack of process is worrying.

My take is he'll weather this but this is part of the cumulative damage that'll see him gone within the year
Gotta be honest I had high hopes for him but politically he's shite. Got a bad team around him.
 
Gotta be honest I had high hopes for him but politically he's shite. Got a bad team around him.
Could be worse but I've found him a big disappointment and uninspiring. Been dealt a shit have but knew what he was stepping into
 
Could be worse but I've found him a big disappointment and uninspiring. Been dealt a shit have but knew what he was stepping into

The mandleson stuff he’s either know about or been completely incompetent over

Neither good
 
The mandleson stuff he’s either know about or been completely incompetent over

Neither good
Completely agree but bar much higher than it used to be for resigning matters or Al least it seems that way
 
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