Money saving links

[Nugent]

SAVE money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the item you wish to view.

I like astronomy Steve and use my 50s to view the 4 big moons of Jupiter.
Can you advise me on how to get closer to them mate

 

[Malarkey]

I like astronomy Steve and use my 50s to view the 4 big moons of Jupiter.
Can you advise me on how to get closer to them mate

Stand on tiptoes or a chair.

You're welcome.

 

[Nugent]

90 ways to save money here guys.
Decent stuff

https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/family/cost-of-living-survival-kit/

 

[Melvin Udal]

You couldn't handle it

What a way to go tho...

 

[Steve R]

I like astronomy Steve and use my 50s to view the 4 big moons of Jupiter.
Can you advise me on how to get closer to them mate

Grow a few more inches shortarse!!

 

[Steve R]

I did mine using my annual usage. Says my bill will be going up 64% - luckily it’s just the two of us in a small new build house so even with the rise it’s ‘only’ up to £1550. Obviously that’ll be going up again in January though.

And April.

 

[Malarkey]

They're just taking the fucking piss out of us now!

 

[Dr. Lecter]

They're just taking the f**king piss out of us now!

I hope one day that horrible bitch dies a slow painful death.

Preferably caught on camera so we can all watch and smile.

Vile piece of shit.

 

[Popeye]

They're just taking the f**king piss out of us now!

Martin Lewis died inside listening to that

 

[Glos Blue]

They're just taking the f**king piss out of us now!

Edwina out of touch with reality shocker!

 

[lardy]

They're just taking the f**king piss out of us now!

Does it still work if you can't afford to turn the radiator on for a week?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Does it still work if you can't afford to turn the radiator on for a week?

That and the kettle advice are so patronising. Hinting that people are wasteful but the problem is clearly down to Government policy. Classic deflection from uncaring, out of touch arseholes who have never known hard times

 

[kernel]

That and the kettle advice are so patronising. Hinting that people are wasteful but the problem is clearly down to Government policy. Classic deflection from uncaring, out of touch arseholes who have never known hard times

They really do seem to think working class people are just sort of pretending to be poor

 

[Steve R]

That and the kettle advice are so patronising.

They really sound like Viz Top Tips, they're so obvious and stupid.

 

[Jimmytaff]

They really sound like Viz Top Tips, they're so obvious and stupid.

They are a bit. save money on petrol by simply not using your car.....

 

[Steve R]

They are a bit. save money on petrol by simply not using your car.....

PREVENT eggs from rolling off hard surfaces by placing them in a bowl or similar receptacle.

 

[Ponty and pop]

I’ve got a cheap arse air fryer, don’t k know if it’s cost effective, I got it for health reasons to cook chips without using oil

Yes I got one or should I say my wife has one. Seems to eork really well.

 

[Steve R]

Yes I got one or should I say my wife has one. Seems to eork really well.

Ehat?

 

[Dr. Lecter]

They are a bit. save money on petrol by simply not using your car.....

Avoid freezing to death by not being poor.

Avoid being poor by simply getting a better job.

Get a better job by not being thick.

 

[kernel]

Ehat?

Blimey, all the classics are coming out of the woodwork today. First "choice of shit" and now "Ehat"