Football Northampton Piss up

[Nugent]

Still up

My heads banging like that bass line. Knew I shouldn't have bought all that wine in advance. Dull cunt I am aye.

Theres me being all sensible and having just 3 whiskys last night and the team are still drinking.

We'll try again in 2027 shall we lads

 

[Joecity]

Theres me being all sensible and having just 3 whiskys last night and the team are still drinking.

We'll try again in 2027 shall we lads

No no no we doing this today. I'll be watching the game through one eye tho I reckon. Or maybe asleep in the aisle. Or asleep in Butetown Police Station.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Straight into Nuggles with bars me when I see the cunt...

He looks like a Chinky
Cunts so stinky
Cock like an Acorn
Streaks on it like bacon
He's a leave at half time man
Be surprised if he can even stand

And just general other insults.

Delivered with love tho...


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Fatso cunt
Mandem’s got a gunt
Lad gets sparked out easier that me sparking a blunt

 

[LlanBlue86]

Fatso cunt
Mandem’s got a gunt
Lad gets sparked out easier that me sparking a blunt

Shut up you useless piss stain

 

[Joecity]

Ima dive in the shower now me. Well when I say dive what I actually mean is unsteadly try and stand in it and see if I can actually get some of the water to hit me.

 

[LlanBlue86]

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We want Nuggles and Joe walking around the pitch but do they posses the minerals to do it.

 

[Joecity]

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We want Nuggles and Joe walking around the pitch but do they posses the minerals to do it.

Every cunts gonna be on that pitch come final whistle. They say the same bollocks every promotion. Not a single fucker listens.

 

[Joecity]

Shut up you useless piss stain

What have I started. Was only fucking about hung over after 4 bottles of Jamaicas finest wine. Let's all be friends today.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Every cunts gonna be on that pitch come final whistle. They say the same bollocks every promotion. Not a single fucker listens.

Perfect cover for nuggles’ slink off too

 

[Popeye]

Theres me being all sensible and having just 3 whiskys last night and the team are still drinking.

We'll try again in 2027 shall we lads

Don't worry, had a couple hours. Smoking and drinking my brains out weren't I

 

[Joecity]

Perfect cover for nuggles’ slink off too

I've genuinely left 20 mins in before now. Fallen asleep on the Barry train on the way home and woken up in Bridgend. My mate got on the wrong train and woke up in Exeter the dull cunt.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

I've genuinely left 20 mins in before now. Fallen asleep on the Barry train on the way home and woken up in Bridgend. My mate got on the wrong train and woke up in Exeter the dull cunt.

Nice place Exeter mind

 

[Joecity]

Nice place Exeter mind

Actually is. Was shagging a bird from there when she was in Cardiff Uni. Went to stay with her parents. They had ducks and all sorts running around out the back. Took William the Conquerer ages to take the town as well.

 

[Popeye]

Apologies for later lads, made a curry last night, I fucking reek.
Not only of curry and rup rups but of arse as well. I have showered, I promise.

 

[Nugent]

Apologies for later lads, made a curry last night, I fucking reek.
Not only of curry and rup rups but of arse as well. I have showered, I promise.

Joe's messaged to say hes gonna be 2 hours late.
1pm eta now son

 

[Joecity]

Apologies for later lads, made a curry last night, I fucking reek.
Not only of curry and rup rups but of arse as well. I have showered, I promise.

I washed my arse in the shower then needed a shit almost straight away after getting out and drying off. Hate that. A jet of hot cough medicine smelling wine flew out. Back to square one.

 

[Joecity]

I'll be kicking coke heads out the bogs later if I feel my guts bubbling from Jamaicas most refined wine.

 

[TH63]

Fuck sake lads, has Melvin organised this piss up?

What a shambles

 

[Joecity]

Fuck sake lads, has Melvin organised this piss up?

What a shambles

You know its on dicey foundations when Stanty looks and decides he don't want a bit of it.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Fuck sake lads, has Melvin organised this piss up?

What a shambles

Couldn't organise a shag in a brothel