Football Northampton Piss up

[Nugent]

The middle cunt...Just right like Goldie locks pudding or whatever it was...Bed pudding...Can't remember but the middle cunt.

Those 4 unclicked notifications would do my head in..
Id have to clear them first

 

[Joecity]

Those 4 unclicked notifications would do my head in..
Id have to clear them first

What you on about you cunt ?

 

[Nugent]

What you on about you cunt ?

In your screenshot you have 4 notifications in the bottom. Id have to read em if it was my phone

 

[Mrs Steve R]

In your screenshot you have 4 notifications in the bottom. Id have to read em if it was my phone

I will remember that when you don't see my messages for two days

 

[Joecity]

In your screenshot you have 4 notifications in the bottom. Id have to read em if it was my phone

Steady. The fact I can even make a call off it will do for now.

 

[Joecity]

I will remember that when you don't see my messages for two days

Dun him sly as well. The cunt.

 

[Nugent]

I will remember that when you don't see my messages for two days

Thats cos when I see your messages it might be late for you so I dont want to reply in case it pings your phone and wakes you up.
You work on greggs time, so message accordingly, I work on normal 9 to 5 time mun lol

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Thats cos when I see your messages it might be late for you so I dont want to reply in case it pings your phone and wakes you up.
You work on greggs time, so message accordingly, I work on normal 9 to 5 time mun lol

If I'm in bed my internet is off.

 

[Joecity]

Out of curiosity I just looked Nugs and they were all from ur misses thanking me for restoring her faith in male genitalia.

 

[Nugent]

If I'm in bed my internet is off.

Thats mean. How do the blokes in the house get to watch porn when you fuck off to bed?

 

[Melvin Udal]

Thats cos when I see your messages it might be late for you so I dont want to reply in case it pings your phone and wakes you up.
You work on greggs time, so message accordingly, I work on normal 9 to 5 time mun lol

Do it, message when you like regardless of recipient ffs

Manhood gone

 

[Joecity]

If I'm in bed my internet is off.

How do you watch blueys then tho ?

My router knows exactly what time I go to bed and creates extra bandwidth so I can have one on my phone and one on the laptop...

 

[Nugent]

Out of curiosity I just looked Nugs and they were all from ur misses thanking me for restoring her faith in male genitalia.

She said "ah so they do come in smaller sizes then " did she

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Thats mean. How do the blokes in the house get to watch porn when you fuck off to bed?

Off on my phone I mean.

 

[Joecity]

She said "ah so they do come in smaller sizes then " did she

Nah. She said one that don't look like a button mushroom.

 

[Nugent]

How do you watch blueys then tho ?

My router knows exactly what time I go to bed and creates extra bandwidth so I can have one on my phone and one on the laptop...

Ah, the good ole multi screen wank.
Christ, times have changed mind.

- We've lived through cock mags.
- VHS porn which made a noise setting up and fast forwarding.
-early Internet and grainy footage.
- modern day Internet with faster speeds
-and now multi device Internet in case the one device viewing isn't quite cutting the mustard and getting you off

 

[Nugent]

Off on my phone I mean.

So flight mode then?

Counting contrails at night when it suits

 

[TH63]

Come on

Looks burnt to me

 

[Nugent]

Looks burnt to me

At least hes out with his football friends you cunt

 

[Popeye]

Looks burnt to me

Perfect