Reclining a seat on a plane

[NumberAde]

What do you do?

 

[TDA]

Haven't flown economy for years.

 

[NumberAde]

Haven't flown economy for years.

Private jet I'd had you down as.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

What do you do?

Last time I flew long haul the seats came forwards and down rather than reclining on to the person behind. Gave you a little less knee room but didn't bother the person behind.

 

[NumberAde]

Last time I flew long haul the seats came forwards and down rather than reclining on to the person behind. Gave you a little less knee room but didn't bother the person behind.

Not so on the 6 longish flights I took. The Boeing 787 was the worst, I had absolutely no room and the seat in front reclined a fair way back. When the bloke in front went to the bogs, I reached through the chairs and moved his seat forwards, then tactfully moved my legs so he couldn't recline his seat at all.

The odd thing being that not many people seemed to recline their seats at all. But everyone of the 6 bastards sat in front of me these last 2 weeks did! And a grand total of 0 of them asked. I've always thought the protocol is to ask the person behind, then just recline it back a small amount. Which is why I never recline the seat.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Turn left at top of steps. Any lower class poorer travellers know

Not so on the 6 longish flights I took. The Boeing 787 was the worst, I had absolutely no room and the seat in front reclined a fair way back. When the bloke in front went to the bogs, I reached through the chairs and moved his seat forwards, then tactfully moved my legs so he couldn't recline his seat at all.

The odd thing being that not many people seemed to recline their seats at all. But everyone of the 6 bastards sat in front of me these last 2 weeks did! And a grand total of 0 of them asked. I've always thought the protocol is to ask the person behind, then just recline it back a small amount. Which is why I never recline the seat.

Neanderthal cunts.

 

[NumberAde]

Turn left at top of steps. Any lower class poorer travellers know

Neanderthal cunts.

I got to say, my first flight to Abu Dhabi was one of the worst. 7 hours. There were loads of "priority" passengers, and I've never really worried about it. But, fuck me, those Middle Eastern travellers don't pack light. A family of 4 sat in front of me had two prams, each of them had a small case - even the 6 month old. I managed to squeeze my small bag into the compartment they had practically filled, then the lady had a go at me for using "my luggage". "Love, my ticket says Economy, how about yours".

She then had a whinge to the air stewardess "I don't know why people are putting things in my space".

 

[TH63]

Simply ask the stewardess to turn your seat into a flat bed, lay out the sheets, duvet and pillow while you change into your complimentary pyjamas

 

[NumberAde]

Simply ask the stewardess to turn your seat into a flat bed, lay out the sheets, duvet and pillow while you change into your complimentary pyjamas

Stewardesses are becoming less attractive too. Anyone else notice that?

 

[Melvin Udal]

Stewardesses are becoming less attractive too. Anyone else notice that?

Most are gay blokes.

 

[NumberAde]

Most are gay blokes.

Exactly. As a result, the women have become stockier because they have to do more of the heavy lifting.

Stewardesses should have nice calves to distract you from the thought of being in a metal tube, propelled by flammable liquid, flown by computers, 8.2 miles in the sky.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Exactly. As a result, the women have become stockier because they have to do more of the heavy lifting.

Stewardesses should have nice calves to distract you from the thought of being in a metal tube, propelled by flammable liquid, flown by computers, 8.2 miles in the sky.

Agree. Tits too.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Stewardesses are becoming less attractive too. Anyone else notice that?

Long term trend

 

[NumberAde]

Long term trend

When I was a lad, Jimmy, the best looking girls had two career options. Page 3 model, or working for Virgin Atlantic. What can they aspire to now? We can't all be Taylor Swift.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

I got to say, my first flight to Abu Dhabi was one of the worst. 7 hours. There were loads of "priority" passengers, and I've never really worried about it. But, fuck me, those Middle Eastern travellers don't pack light. A family of 4 sat in front of me had two prams, each of them had a small case - even the 6 month old. I managed to squeeze my small bag into the compartment they had practically filled, then the lady had a go at me for using "my luggage". "Love, my ticket says Economy, how about yours".

She then had a whinge to the air stewardess "I don't know why people are putting things in my space".

And you wonder why we don’t want them over here?

Inconsiderate goat shaggers Ade.

Next time get yourself down to West Wales.

 

[Jimmytaff]

And you wonder why we don’t want them over here?

Inconsiderate goat shaggers Ade.

Next time get yourself down to West Wales.

Sheep shagging ok goat shagging bad but two tier innit?

 

[NumberAde]

Sheep shagging ok goat shagging bad but two tier innit?

But them goats are just kids.

 

[Jimmytaff]

But them goats are just kids.

 

[NumberAde]

Just remembered porn has been banned here.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Just remembered porn has been banned here.

Where?

Blaenau Gwent?

No cunt told me