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Depends on flight distance, but I don't remember doing it that time I flew to LA.
Nor to Auckland, then onto Wellington.
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I was on a Virgin flight to San Francisco years ago when the lady sat alongside me took great exception to the person in front reclining and after having unsuccessfully kicking off to both the passenger and the cabin crew, turned to me for support. I said exactly the same as the other people, what’s the point in having reclining seats of you can’t use them, especially on an 11 hour flight.
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Were the cabin crew fit though?
Flight back from Abu Dhabi, lady with her 6 year old kid sat in front.
But, they had separate seats. She was getting a bit worried about being separated from her son. I offered to change seats, but it wouldn't work because I was traveling alone.
Anyway, eventually the guy who'd be sitting next to her son came on. He refused to move seat. This led to the kid crying. Eventually the bloke realised "fuck, I'll have this for 7 hours", and he moved.
This kid was an annoying one though. "Mom, my headphones are too small, they keep falling off". "Mom we're in the Sky". "Mom I don't like this cartoon".
Eventually he went to sleep. It came to landing, and he was lying across two seats, head on mother, legs on his seat. The cabin crew asked her three times to wake him as we're coming in to land. She refused because he was "tired and sleeping". They gave up. Landing was a little heavy, not too bad, but kid wakes up screaming that he's hurt his head and neck.
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Some shit brick once reclined a seat after my drink was on the little shitty fold down table.
Those little air jets can be usefully directed onto the top of their bonce as a protest
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KLM cabin crew are generally lovely. As are all the Thai airlines I’ve flown on.
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Depends on flight distance, but I don't remember doing it that time I flew to LA.
Nor to Auckland, then onto Wellington.
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Fuck asking.
Just recline it, thats why the function exists.
I always do it, the only time I bring it back up is when food is served.
Then once they go around collecting the trash after grub, ill recline again.
Only problem ive ever had was January24 when I came back from central and south American cruise.
Flew back from Jamaica and after seat belt signs went off I reclined.
The bloke behind me kicked right off "oi mate" he said "put your seat forward"
I said " no mate, I got a bad back"
He said "I aint got enough room"
I said "well recline yours then"
He kicked right off "stop being a prick"
I said "who you calling a prick"
(This was also the only time I didnt upgrade to premium economy, but had row 1 of the normal economy so had all the leg room in the world)
So he tried pushing my seat upright, and kept pushing my seat.
I pressed the service button, trolley dolley came and I said "have a word with him please love he keeps pushing my seat and telling me I cant recline"
She had a right pop at him, and he started arguing back with her and she told him her words final.
So I made a point of every hour or so of standing up, stretching my arms and exercising in the aisle and being an annoying twat on purpose.
Dont fuck with the nug
Just recline it, thats why the function exists.
I always do it, the only time I bring it back up is when food is served.
Then once they go around collecting the trash after grub, ill recline again.
Only problem ive ever had was January24 when I came back from central and south American cruise.
Flew back from Jamaica and after seat belt signs went off I reclined.
The bloke behind me kicked right off "oi mate" he said "put your seat forward"
I said " no mate, I got a bad back"
He said "I aint got enough room"
I said "well recline yours then"
He kicked right off "stop being a prick"
I said "who you calling a prick"
(This was also the only time I didnt upgrade to premium economy, but had row 1 of the normal economy so had all the leg room in the world)
So he tried pushing my seat upright, and kept pushing my seat.
I pressed the service button, trolley dolley came and I said "have a word with him please love he keeps pushing my seat and telling me I cant recline"
She had a right pop at him, and he started arguing back with her and she told him her words final.
So I made a point of every hour or so of standing up, stretching my arms and exercising in the aisle and being an annoying twat on purpose.
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I absolutely 100% knew you’d take this stance
I actually agree with you on this. The function is there to be used. A quick glance behind to let them know you’re going to recline though, and doing it slowly, is the decent thing to do imo.
Your seat reclines for a reason tho.
Now crying babies on a plane, that is selfish.
I was on a Virgin flight to San Francisco years ago when the lady sat alongside me took great exception to the person in front reclining and after having unsuccessfully kicking off to both the passenger and the cabin crew, turned to me for support. I said exactly the same as the other people, what’s the point in having reclining seats of you can’t use them, especially on an 11 hour flight.
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Were the cabin crew fit though?
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Your seat reclines for a reason tho.
Now crying babies on a plane, that is selfish.
Flight back from Abu Dhabi, lady with her 6 year old kid sat in front.
But, they had separate seats. She was getting a bit worried about being separated from her son. I offered to change seats, but it wouldn't work because I was traveling alone.
Anyway, eventually the guy who'd be sitting next to her son came on. He refused to move seat. This led to the kid crying. Eventually the bloke realised "fuck, I'll have this for 7 hours", and he moved.
This kid was an annoying one though. "Mom, my headphones are too small, they keep falling off". "Mom we're in the Sky". "Mom I don't like this cartoon".
Eventually he went to sleep. It came to landing, and he was lying across two seats, head on mother, legs on his seat. The cabin crew asked her three times to wake him as we're coming in to land. She refused because he was "tired and sleeping". They gave up. Landing was a little heavy, not too bad, but kid wakes up screaming that he's hurt his head and neck.
I do recall one being very nice as it happens. She actually offered to take me out that evening to some bars she knew. Unfortunately I was travelling with my then girlfriend who was sitting across the aisle so had to blow her out.
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I do recall one being very nice as it happens. She actually offered to take me out that evening to some bars she knew. Unfortunately I was travelling with my then girlfriend who was sitting across the aisle so had to blow her back out.
I do recall one being very nice as it happens. She actually offered to take me out that evening to some bars she knew. Unfortunately I was travelling with my then girlfriend who was sitting across the aisle so had to blow her out.
Brad Pitt's off
I do recall one being very nice as it happens. She actually offered to take me out that evening to some bars she knew. Unfortunately I was travelling with my then girlfriend who was sitting across the aisle so had to blow her out.
Looks like we got ourselves a DHOTYA in the wild
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