Rubin Colwill

[stantys tattoos]

Couldn’t hold his own in the gents showers

hung like a chinese mouse

 

[Snoops]

hung like a chinese mouse

Wot a smaw deek

 

[Norris Cole]

Wot a smaw deek

Calm down Malky

 

[HotshotHamish]

He’s not shit far from it

He’s not playing well but in fairness he hasn’t had a proper centre forward to work with for 3 months which hasn’t helped his game

 

[Norris Cole]

He’s not shit far from it

He’s not playing well but in fairness he hasn’t had a proper centre forward to work with for 3 months which hasn’t helped his game

He still doesn't know what sort of player he is, he drifts all over the place and can't keep to one position.

He has fallen over like a clown on more than one occasion.

 

[Jimmytaff]

I'll DM you, so we can sort this.

No need for that.

Can we watch?

 

[Snoops]

Can we watch?

I’ll get tickets up once I’ve got the details

 

[Norris Cole]

Can we watch?

Melv will provide the details

 

[Norris Cole]

Doc is training me now

 

[Snoops]

@stantys tattoos & @Norris Cole once you pair have time/date/venue let me know I’ll sort tickets out on Eventbrite

 

[Jimmytaff]

@stantys tattoos & @Norris Cole once you pair have time/date/venue let me know I’ll sort tickets out on Eventbrite

Nozzle said Melv was going to arrange it so will be an omnishambles

 

[stantys tattoos]

@stantys tattoos & @Norris Cole once you pair have time/date/venue let me know I’ll sort tickets out on Eventbrite

too young for me i like the older gentlemen

 

[Snoops]

Nozzle said Melv was going to arrange it so will be an omnishambles

Fuck if Melvs sorting it we’ll be waiting 6 days just for a venue

 

[Jimmytaff]

Fuck if Melvs sorting it we’ll be waiting 6 days just for a venue

And it'll be the wrong one.

 

[Snoops]

And it'll be the wrong one.

Ask for Blackwood and he’ll book it for Blackwood in Lanarkshire

 

[Jimmytaff]

Ask for Blackwood and he’ll book it for Blackwood in Lanarkshire

Probably Tamworth because he's so mental

 

[Norris Cole]

too young for me i like the older gentlemen

I'll have to get the Doc to fill my place.

 

[stantys tattoos]

I'll have to get the Doc to fill my place.

 

[LlanBlue86]

I can't believe that shagged Amanda Holden on a daily basis.

Stantys a good looking guy she was just the bit on the side

 

[Joecity]

I can't believe that shagged Amanda Holden on a daily basis.

She fucked Rocky off ov Boon. She'd fuck you iff she reckoned it would get here in to the top 10 poster category. I'd take that deal tbf tho.