Melvin Udal
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Sure…I prefer tax guitar.
Talk us through the fiddle then Melv
Cash only like the gypos
Sure…I prefer tax guitar.
Talk us through the fiddle then Melv
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You reckon the City paid the Croats in cashSure…
Cash only like the gypos
used fivers?Bear in mind we have big man Etete coming back too

Love croatsYou reckon the City paid the Croats in cashused fivers?
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Going to be tough picking between the guy who flopped at Karlsruhe and the guy who flopped at St Mirren
Love floppinGoing to be tough picking between the guy who flopped at Karlsruhe and the guy who flopped at St Mirren
At least Simic has played some games, and scored some actual goals. Etete’s been making the tea.Going to tough picking between the guy who flopped at Karlsruhe and the guy who flopped at St Mirren
Once, maybe twiceYou've had plenty of practice
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At least Simic has played some games, and scored some actual goals. Etete’s been making the tea.
Gay tea, where colour?
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Ask EteteGay tea, where colour?
He the woke brown Jeeves thing?Ask Etete
Yes, but I'm certain that was an FFP scam to help Kortrijk. He was declared to be a "club purchase".You would have thought it would be a given that we would have had someone watching him on his loan. Didn’t we pay about €2m for him?
Fiddle of moneySimic is absolute garbage way to lightweight for the championship
3 managers have not been impressed with him and what I saw of him in the u21’s he’s a mile away from starting in the championship
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Good memoryYes, but I'm certain that was an FFP scam to help Kortrijk. He was declared to be a "club purchase".