The great - what do you call it - Poll. Settee.

[Jimmytaff]

ive followed through with pyjamas on a couple of times, always turned the cushions around

I have two questions:

How did it get through the pyjamas?

Do I want to know?

 

[Melvin Udal]

Ringster like a jam jar

 

[Nugent]

I have two questions:

How did it get through the pyjamas?

Do I want to know?

jarmies are thin.
no underwear underneath
you do the math

 

[Jimmytaff]

Ringster like a jam jar

Probably this one knowing Nuge

 

[Nugent]

Probably this one knowing Nuge

thats a proper robertson, not like the one we just signed

 

[Jimmytaff]

jarmies are thin.
no underwear underneath
you do the math

We're not American Graham - do the maths FFS.

Should still trap a shit shouldn't they?.do we need @Popeye as an expert witness?

 

[Nugent]

We're not American Graham - do the maths FFS.

Should still trap a shit shouldn't they?.do we need @Popeye as an expert witness?

be my guest, surely he can testify to how unreliable the pyjama bottom doesnt provide that level of confidence in knocking a fart out

 

[kernel]

Has anyone ever shit or pissed the settee?

 

[Jimmytaff]

 

[Nugent]

ffs
how?
cant believe I actually posted that.

my body looks like Gum off sausage party

 

[bluethrough™]

I have two questions:

How did it get through the pyjamas?

Do I want to know?

Do you have leatherette pj's or similar then

 

[Jimmytaff]

ffs
how?
cant believe I actually posted that.

my body looks like Gum off sausage party

Melv loves a sausage party

 

[Malarkey]

I think I saw that at Amelia Trust Farm.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Do you have leatherette pj's or similar then

I don't own pyjamas as not 80 or a poof.

 

[Nugent]

I don't own pyjamas as not 80 or a poof.

fuck is wrong with you jim

what do you lounge about the house with then?

 

[bluethrough™]

I don't own pyjamas as not 80 or a poof.

Well seeing as they're alien to you, let me explain.

They're not generally like waterproof or anything, bit like pants, stuff passes through them quite easily if a little sieved

 

[Melvin Udal]

be my guest, surely he can testify to how unreliable the pyjama bottom doesnt provide that level of confidence in knocking a fart out

Fart expulsion the mark of a true man not giving a fvuk.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Well seeing as they're alien to you, let me explain.

They're not generally like waterproof or anything, bit like pants, stuff passes through them quite easily if a little sieved

He probably should have gone to the toilet then

 

[Jimmytaff]

fuck is wrong with you jim

what do you lounge about the house with then?

Boxers, shorts or joggers

 

[bluethrough™]

He probably should have gone to the toilet then

Not really the same asking us if we'd shit in a toilet though