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[Kiffa 4.0]

When’s the last time you chucked your guts like mun?

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

I tend to wretch (as if I'm about to throw up) most mornings. Think it's a very weird mental thing.

Haven't thrown up since I had 12 pints down my local and a kebab on the way home a few weeks before lockdown. Woke up a few hours later and donated that whole doner to my toilet bowl.

 

[kernel]

I tend to wretch (as if I'm about to throw up) most mornings. Think it's a very weird mental thing.

Haven't thrown up since I had 12 pints down my local and a kebab on the way home a few weeks before lockdown. Woke up a few hours later and donated that whole doner to my toilet bowl.

You wretch most mornings? Like, just after you wake up?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Not this year. Had my fair share of praying to the Porcelain God the morning after a heavy sesh

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

You wretch most mornings? Like, just after you wake up?

Wretch of shit

 

[JAMIECCFC]

About a year maybe 2 years ago, norovirus, evil shit because there’s just no warning just woke up middle of the night trying to run to the toilet as quickly as possible thank fuck o made it in time but it goes on for a day then horrible stuff, the time before that same thing but both ends, what a fucking nightmare that is

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

You wretch most mornings? Like, just after you wake up?

Like morning sickness I guess, but I'm probably not a pregnant man... Probably.

If I think about wretching before or after my morning shower, I wretch. It takes just not thinking about it...
Used to happen over nerves on going to the office when I started working when I was a teen. Came back this year (even when working from home).

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

About a year maybe 2 years ago, norovirus, evil shit because there’s just no warning just woke up middle of the night trying to run to the toilet as quickly as possible thank fuck o made it in time but it goes on for a day then horrible stuff, the time before that same thing but both ends, what a fucking nightmare that is

Went to India for work once and picked up the belly

Never felt anything like that. Crippling stomach cramps and as you say, squirting out of everywhere

 

[stantys tattoos]

When’s the last time you chucked your guts like mun?

when i was 15 drinking cheap cider. but when i clean my pegs in the morning i wrench and it makes my eyes water

 

[Glos Blue]

Went to India for work once and picked up the belly

Never felt anything like that. Crippling stomach cramps and as you say, squirting out of everywhere

Did you have to wash your arse with your hand and a jug?

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Did you have to wash your arse with your hand and a jug?

Thankfully was up in a 5* hotel

 

[Jimmytaff]

when i was 15 drinking cheap cider. but when i clean my pegs in the morning i wrench and it makes my eyes water

And no since? Impressive for a man who likes a beer

 

[TroggBlue]

Decided to have a chicken curry before going to the gym, thought I gave myself plenty of time for it to settle, started doing sprints on the treadmill and felt a stitch, went in to the changing room to get a swig of water and ended up spewing my ring up in the toilet, happened late last year or earlier this year I think

 

[stantys tattoos]

Decided to have a chicken curry before going to the gym, thought I gave myself plenty of time for it to settle, started doing sprints on the treadmill and felt a stitch, went in to the changing room to get a swig of water and ended up spewing my ring up in the toilet, happened late last year or earlier this year I think

well don't go to the gym

 

[stantys tattoos]

And no since? Impressive for a man who likes a beer

no i have spewed a few times since mostly looking at @Joecity 's grub

 

[JAMIECCFC]

About 5/7 years ago I mixed my drinks with shots and all sorts promised myself I wouldn’t drink again didn’t last long but I haven’t mixed drinks since

 

[Malarkey]

but when i clean my pegs in the morning

Now I hate Swansea as much as the next man but calling them pegs just isn't right. Yes give em a wash down in the morning. Don't let them eat after midnight mind.

 

[TH63]

Last time I can remember was about five years ago. Weekend in Amsterdam with the Mrs. Wasn’t pissed, hadn’t visited any coffee shops, just woke up in the middle of the night and hurled. No idea why

 

[stantys tattoos]

my motto is what makes you ill makes you better. straight to the fridge/pub for stanty

 

[Wavey]

The last was early this year. Nothing special, just over-indulged again.

Last memorable one was meeting the now ex's parents for the first time, straight off the back of a 24 hr flight and foolishly staying up all day. Necked a few glasses of red at dinner and felt it uncomfortably sat there at the top of my stomach. Things went a little downhill and tried to casually slope off to the bog. Was a little slow off the mark, and the red wine plus dinner ended up on their dining room carpet. Was a great introduction to the lyle family of the tate & lyle sugar fame