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That woman's mother could be my Mum or your Mum.

No idea what the legal standpoint is but surely people should be able to request a female for things like this?
 
No idea what the legal standpoint is but surely people should be able to request a female for things like this?
Well this is the issue isn't it, a 6 ft man in a wig might not be what you requested even if they are a lovely person.
 
Well this is the issue isn't it, a 6 ft man in a wig might not be what you requested even if they are a lovely person.
Sounds like the Docs order in the Ambassadors club that:sherlock:
 
Angry Pc GIF by South Park
 
Better looking than everyone in the studio

 
No idea what the legal standpoint is but surely people should be able to request a female for things like this?
Nobody has been arrested, so obviously no laws broken and nothing to see here.
 
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Around 2019 , I had some work in Stoke and stayed on a caravan site for 2 months called Silver Trees holiday park in cannock chase.

Upon check in, in reception they sell bags of Deer feed.

I bought a sack and sat outside my caravan with a bottle of bells, one deer leads to another, they will follow.
Within 10 mins, there was about 50 deers outside eating literally out of the palm of my hand.

Intelligent as fuck too.
By the end of the 2nd or 3rd week, as I was the first one awake on the site (obvs as I had to go to work) they knew my routine and would start to come to my caravan as soon as I put the lights on, and they'd have another feed off me before I go to work.

The 4th week, they were fucking waking me up before my alarm went off.
I was lying in bed and could hear the deers (like a yaking noise and spitting noise) i thought what the fuck was that.
I opened my curtains and they were all outside wagging their tails like dogs.
 
Around 2019 , I had some work in Stoke and stayed on a caravan site for 2 months called Silver Trees holiday park in cannock chase.

Upon check in, in reception they sell bags of Deer feed.

I bought a sack and sat outside my caravan with a bottle of bells, one deer leads to another, they will follow.
Within 10 mins, there was about 50 deers outside eating literally out of the palm of my hand.

Intelligent as fuck too.
By the end of the 2nd or 3rd week, as I was the first one awake on the site (obvs as I had to go to work) they knew my routine and would start to come to my caravan as soon as I put the lights on, and they'd have another feed off me before I go to work.

The 4th week, they were fucking waking me up before my alarm went off.
I was lying in bed and could hear the deers (like a yaking noise and spitting noise) i thought what the fuck was that.
I opened my curtains and they were all outside wagging their tails like dogs.
I also fell in love with the place so much I go back once a year.
Ive taken the grandkids .

It was also the last holiday with my in laws before my father in law died.
Such a relaxing place.

No clubhouse either, so no crowds or riff radf
 
Before I even clicked on the ZZZ rating you had, I just knew who it would be.

What does that tell you
That some people are very predictable :sherlock:
 
Around 2019 , I had some work in Stoke and stayed on a caravan site for 2 months called Silver Trees holiday park in cannock chase.

Upon check in, in reception they sell bags of Deer feed.

I bought a sack and sat outside my caravan with a bottle of bells, one deer leads to another, they will follow.
Within 10 mins, there was about 50 deers outside eating literally out of the palm of my hand.

Intelligent as fuck too.
By the end of the 2nd or 3rd week, as I was the first one awake on the site (obvs as I had to go to work) they knew my routine and would start to come to my caravan as soon as I put the lights on, and they'd have another feed off me before I go to work.

The 4th week, they were fucking waking me up before my alarm went off.
I was lying in bed and could hear the deers (like a yaking noise and spitting noise) i thought what the fuck was that.
I opened my curtains and they were all outside wagging their tails like dogs.
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