Off-Topic Twitter stuff - August

[Jimmytaff]

For what?

He's been outwitted by jackdaws on several occasions

 

[kernel]

I have some Jackdaws that I feed at work in the mornings, they sit on the fence and wait for me to come out and throw all the baguette crumbs, I love watching them walk up and down like little old men with their grey hair

Oh you support the jacks?

 

[Jimmytaff]

Oh you support the jacks?

Ban him kernel

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Oh you support the jacks?

I whisper "You Jack bastards" when I feed them (in a nice way)

 

[kernel]

I whisper "You Jack bastards" when I feed them (in a nice way)

You should give them little union jack flags, make them feel at home

 

[Mrs Steve R]

You should give them little union jack flags, make them feel at home

It's already a mission to try and feed them but not attract the seagulls, I walk over and sprinkle the crumbs like I'm in the great escape

 

[Nugent]

It's already a mission to try and feed them but not attract the seagulls, I walk over and sprinkle the crumbs like I'm in the great escape

Why you feeding just the black birds and not the white birds?



Its this blatant racism that's making the country turn

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Why you feeding just the black birds and not the white birds?



Its this blatant racism that's making the country turn

Because the lady over the road takes her whole food bin and 4 loaves of bread to the car park behind us and dumps it all over the floor for them and the smaller birds don't get a look in, I also feed the wagtails and magpies who are both black and white

There was a baby seagull on our roof though and I had to feed him because he was crying for his Mum and I'm soft as shit

 

[Jimmytaff]

Because the lady over the road takes her whole food bin and 4 loaves of bread to the car park behind us and dumps it all over the floor for them and the smaller birds don't get a look in, I also feed the wagtails and magpies who are both black and white

There was a baby seagull on our roof though and I had to feed him because he was crying for his Mum and I'm soft as shit

Didn't realise pied wagtails were mixed race

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Because the lady over the road takes her whole food bin and 4 loaves of bread to the car park behind us and dumps it all over the floor for them and the smaller birds don't get a look in, I also feed the wagtails and magpies who are both black and white

There was a baby seagull on our roof though and I had to feed him because he was crying for his Mum and I'm soft as shit

 

[TH63]

Seen this this morning. Can't see them getting many takers

Greggs should bring this in to stop the sauce pot lads

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Greggs should bring this in to stop the sauce pot lads

No need in my shop, I have them behind the counter

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Greggs should bring this in to stop the sauce pot lads

Nanny state

 

[Melvin Udal]

Greggs should bring this in to stop the sauce pot lads

 

[kernel]

 

[Mrs Steve R]

He should be locked up for assault, scumbag.

 

[kernel]

He should be locked up for assault, scumbag.

Male children should be taught by male teachers imo

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Male children should be taught by male teachers imo

What about female children?

 

[Nugent]

Male children should be taught by male teachers imo

Except for when we were in school tho.
My English and geography teachers were fit as fuck.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Except for when we were in school tho.
My English and geography teachers were fit as fuck.

What was his name again?