Working away

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Done it for years, often in gangs, often on my own.

Loads of laughs and experiences over the years, but it does change as you get older.

Anyway, checked into this place earlier which has a decent Pub / Carvery attached and was half the price of the rest of the overpriced tat on the app, plus had free parking which is always a no brainer for me.

Also noticed a load of shared bathroom things tonight for some reason, which is unusual, and something I'd absolutely never go for. Fuck that.

Anyway, I got in and after eating cooked breakfasts, Chopstix Noodle boxes and then an M&S Triple Sandwich pack (3 different flavours, which appealed), plus fizzy drinks and a big pack of crisps, I got to the room and started letting rip at a rate of knots.

I thought, fuck it, long day, working away etc rooms probably empty either side anyway.

Then I heard some guy in the room directly below start a phonecall, which I swear has lasted about 3 hours now, and he has talked for 96% of it.

So I pumped some top drawer loud toots out, in defiance, and as my own non-silent protest. Good for that fucker, I thought.

Then my mind suddenly switched to the people all around both of us, who through no fault of their own, now have to put up with a loud long phonecall, and a guy almost farting out 80s theme tunes on demand.

I then felt guilty

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Lol

Unlucky Nuggles

 

[Jimmytaff]

What date we playing them?

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

What date we playing them?

Not fucking Woking, you berk

That's where Nonce Andrew had a pizza at the same time as he was molesting young girls, allegedly

 

[Popeye]

Never trust a hotel kettle.
Haven’t had a cuppa in a hotel room since I read an article about a bloke going around wanking into them before he checked out of his room.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Never trust a hotel kettle.
Haven’t had a cuppa in a hotel room since I read an article about a bloke going around wanking into them before he checked out of his room.

Sure it wasn't Nugent on here?

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Never trust a hotel kettle.
Haven’t had a cuppa in a hotel room since I read an article about a bloke going around wanking into them before he checked out of his room.

I read something off a Chippie's forum where this one guy said he warned his lads not to use them if there was no ensuite as they all pissed in them.

Although, medically speaking, albeit a bit sick inducing, one boil later and it would be perfectly fine for use.

A shit in there might take up to 6 boils and some fine weather to clear though.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Done it for years, often in gangs, often on my own.

Loads of laughs and experiences over the years, but it does change as you get older.

Anyway, checked into this place earlier which has a decent Pub / Carvery attached and was half the price of the rest of the overpriced tat on the app, plus had free parking which is always a no brainer for me.

Also noticed a load of shared bathroom things tonight for some reason, which is unusual, and something I'd absolutely never go for. Fuck that.

Anyway, I got in and after eating cooked breakfasts, Chopstix Noodle boxes and then an M&S Triple Sandwich pack (3 different flavours, which appealed), plus fizzy drinks and a big pack of crisps, I got to the room and started letting rip at a rate of knots.

I thought, fuck it, long day, working away etc rooms probably empty either side anyway.

Then I heard some guy in the room directly below start a phonecall, which I swear has lasted about 3 hours now, and he has talked for 96% of it.

So I pumped some top drawer loud toots out, in defiance, and as my own non-silent protest. Good for that fucker, I thought.

Then my mind suddenly switched to the people all around both of us, who through no fault of their own, now have to put up with a loud long phonecall, and a guy almost farting out 80s theme tunes on demand.

I then felt guilty

Turn planet rock on mate...

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Turn planet rock on mate...

Cheers, but it's XHamster and earphones mate.

I'm working on my German

 

[Melvin Udal]

Cheers, but it's XHamster and earphones mate.

I'm working on my German

What

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

wOrKInG aWAy uPDAtE

The 8pm phone call seems to have been concluded



Sounded like a young ish Londoner type, not an 87 year old Granny.

Who the fuck wants to talk for 3 hours in general, and to the same person, let alone on the phone?!

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Never trust a hotel kettle.
Haven’t had a cuppa in a hotel room since I read an article about a bloke going around wanking into them before he checked out of his room.

Boil them at least 3 times before using.

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

What

I'm learning my foreign languages and was recommended the site by a tutor

 

[Melvin Udal]

I'm learning my foreign languages and was recommended the site by a tutor

Allo allo

 

[bluethrough™]

Boil them at least 3 times before using.

Where's your sense of adventure

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Done it for years, often in gangs, often on my own.

Loads of laughs and experiences over the years, but it does change as you get older.

Anyway, checked into this place earlier which has a decent Pub / Carvery attached and was half the price of the rest of the overpriced tat on the app, plus had free parking which is always a no brainer for me.

Also noticed a load of shared bathroom things tonight for some reason, which is unusual, and something I'd absolutely never go for. Fuck that.

Anyway, I got in and after eating cooked breakfasts, Chopstix Noodle boxes and then an M&S Triple Sandwich pack (3 different flavours, which appealed), plus fizzy drinks and a big pack of crisps, I got to the room and started letting rip at a rate of knots.

I thought, fuck it, long day, working away etc rooms probably empty either side anyway.

Then I heard some guy in the room directly below start a phonecall, which I swear has lasted about 3 hours now, and he has talked for 96% of it.

So I pumped some top drawer loud toots out, in defiance, and as my own non-silent protest. Good for that fucker, I thought.

Then my mind suddenly switched to the people all around both of us, who through no fault of their own, now have to put up with a loud long phonecall, and a guy almost farting out 80s theme tunes on demand.

I then felt guilty

 

[NumberAde]

Never trust a hotel kettle.
Haven’t had a cuppa in a hotel room since I read an article about a bloke going around wanking into them before he checked out of his room.

Plus side, means no need for Soy Sauce on your Pot Noodle.

 

[NumberAde]

Where's your sense of adventure

Woking away I think he said.

 

[stantys tattoos]

Done it for years, often in gangs, often on my own.

Loads of laughs and experiences over the years, but it does change as you get older.

Anyway, checked into this place earlier which has a decent Pub / Carvery attached and was half the price of the rest of the overpriced tat on the app, plus had free parking which is always a no brainer for me.

Also noticed a load of shared bathroom things tonight for some reason, which is unusual, and something I'd absolutely never go for. Fuck that.

Anyway, I got in and after eating cooked breakfasts, Chopstix Noodle boxes and then an M&S Triple Sandwich pack (3 different flavours, which appealed), plus fizzy drinks and a big pack of crisps, I got to the room and started letting rip at a rate of knots.

I thought, fuck it, long day, working away etc rooms probably empty either side anyway.

Then I heard some guy in the room directly below start a phonecall, which I swear has lasted about 3 hours now, and he has talked for 96% of it.

So I pumped some top drawer loud toots out, in defiance, and as my own non-silent protest. Good for that fucker, I thought.

Then my mind suddenly switched to the people all around both of us, who through no fault of their own, now have to put up with a loud long phonecall, and a guy almost farting out 80s theme tunes on demand.

I then felt guilty

always fancied working away but the boys drink too much and stay in the pub until stop tap