Booking a holiday online

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

What a cunt of a flight time bruv.

Standard seat too, cattle class. Why dont you log in and see if you can upgrade to extra leg room son, its usually only about £25 notes

He's sat next to Feedy too.

 

[Joecity]

Once he's fought the check in staff, then the flight attendants to get onto the plane

Nope. Can' barely see or hear anything. Could probably windmill for about 5 or 6 seconds..Possibly.

 

[Caroline St]

Once he's fought the check in staff, then the flight attendants to get onto the plane

And then spewed up

 

[Joecity]

That gives you about 10 hours to find the fucking pelican.

Here's the little pink cunt.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Nope. Can' barely see or hear anything. Could probably windmill for about 5 or 6 seconds..Possibly.

Hate shit flight times.

Mrs U cancelled a week in Majorca for end of May cos they altered flight times

 

[Caroline St]

What a cunt of a flight time bruv.

Standard seat too, cattle class. Why dont you log in and see if you can upgrade to extra leg room son, its usually only about £25 notes

Cyprus only deals in cunt of a flight times

 

[Melvin Udal]

Here's the little pink cunt.

He on the menu, like you can pick which big crab thing you wanna eat?

 

[Nugent]

That gives you about 10 hours to find the fucking pelican.

Not really, hes got a shit load of cleaning to do i bet.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Lobster, lobster. Couldn’t think of em

 

[Joecity]

When I finishing puking ima go for 1 last walk about

 

[Nugent]

Lobster, lobster. Couldn’t think of em

Lobster lobster youre a liar

 

[Joecity]

The flight was half empty on the way over....I assume it will be similar on the way home if so Joe will sleep across 3 seats at the back. If not he will sleep with my head on the shoulder of his neighbouring passenger.

 

[LlanBlue86]

@Joecity would you like us to send @Nugent to meet you at arrivals to carry your bag and give you a bit of decent grub.

 

[Joecity]

@Joecity would you like us to send @Nugent to meet you at arrivals to carry your bag and give you a bit of decent grub.

Genuinely would take that deal.

 

[Nugent]

@Joecity would you like us to send @Nugent to meet you at arrivals to carry your bag and give you a bit of decent grub.

If he was coming home at a decent hour id pick him up.
Like fuck am I getting him when the postmen are going to work.
Niggles will be pleeping then

 

[LlanBlue86]

@Nugent get down there son to collect him you’ll only be watching porn and wanking at that time of night anyway. Make sure you wash your hands before you touch joes food thank you.

 

[Nugent]

In fact @Mrs Steve R is his best bet, she gets up at 3am for greggles

 

[LlanBlue86]

In fact @Mrs Steve R is his best bet, she gets up at 3am for greggles

Something a traitor would say

 

[Joecity]

I'll get me a horseless carriage back to Cadoxton. Barry Ac first thing tomorrow. After a quick stint in Los Chunderos of course.

 

[Melvin Udal]

I'll get me a horseless carriage back to Cadoxton. Barry Ac first thing tomorrow. After a quick stint in Los Chunderos of course.

Not sure what ailment I had last year in Mexico but spent week 2 in bed, totally fkt.

Lost stone and half on an all inclusive ffs