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Every fucking evening shit been coming out my ear...

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Not sure what ailment I had last year in Mexico but spent week 2 in bed, totally fkt.

Lost stone and half on an all inclusive ffs
Im properly unwell...I know that much. Misson now is to just get home.
 
Not sure what ailment I had last year in Mexico but spent week 2 in bed, totally fkt.

Lost stone and half on an all inclusive ffs
Nuggles top tip.
Dont do all inclusive.

Biggest spreader of germs ever


Think of all them ladels being touched to scoop food up with.
Loads of blokes not washing hands after a piss.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

You'll never see nugs on all inclusive
 
Nuggles top tip.
Dont do all inclusive.

Biggest spreader of germs ever


Think of all them ladels being touched to scoop food up with.
Loads of blokes not washing hands after a piss.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

You'll never see nugs on all inclusive
Some places have ear goop all over the buffet
 
Spent five nights in Vegas once and picked up a stomach bug in Crawley the night before we flew. Stayed at Caesar’s palace, and on one memorable day walking down the strip, I couldn’t go more than about 500 yards without needing a shot. Pebble dashed a bog in every single casino/hotel. A feat popeye would’ve been proud of.
 
Day 2 of seeing some of Thailand's biggest national park, where a memorable time could be had seeing some of impressive and scary wildlife. But no, I get taken to some poxy flower garden, and I'm supposed to be excited about seeing 9 ducks, a sodding sheep, and a few flowers :facepalm: :roll:
 
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Nuggles top tip.
Dont do all inclusive.

Biggest spreader of germs ever


Think of all them ladels being touched to scoop food up with.
Loads of blokes not washing hands after a piss.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

You'll never see nugs on all inclusive
They don't have buffets on cruises?
 
Another unexplained injury...

My ex who despite being a cunt reckons its my liver expelling toxins. I payed for those toxins god damn it and until I puke they don't have permission to leave my body

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Another unexplained injury...

My ex who despite being a cunt reckons its my liver expelling toxins. I payed for those toxins god damn it and until I puke they don't have permission to leave my body

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I may regret asking this, but what body part is that???
 
Another unexplained injury...

My ex who despite being a cunt reckons its my liver expelling toxins. I payed for those toxins god damn it and until I puke they don't have permission to leave my body

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Eat lots of coconut oil and put it all over yourself.
 
Nah its my knee ....And its fuck all...But it is genuinely my body actually crying..Just tasted it and its sour as fuck...I believe its my body trying to expel a proper nasty infection I've inherited. Veins on my arm are turning black as well. But they could just be bruses Be back in Barry tomorrow and well looked after.
 
Can you put one of your sausage fingers next to it for context so i can see how large the discharge is please?
I have just woken up.on the floor of Paphos airport and could put one up your arse if you tell me where abouts in Llantwit you live. You cunt.
 
Nuggles top tip.
Dont do all inclusive.

Biggest spreader of germs ever


Think of all them ladels being touched to scoop food up with.
Loads of blokes not washing hands after a piss.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

You'll never see nugs on all inclusive
It's a good point tbf
 
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