Booking a holiday online

[Joecity]

View from the deck...

 

[Melvin Udal]

View from the deck...

U ok dude?

 

[LlanBlue86]

Nuggles top tip.
Dont do all inclusive.

Biggest spreader of germs ever


Think of all them ladels being touched to scoop food up with.
Loads of blokes not washing hands after a piss.

Fuck that for a game of soldiers.

You'll never see nugs on all inclusive

Thank fuck after seeing the state of your toes there’s not enough chlorine in the world that can kill the germs on those trotters

 

[LlanBlue86]

U ok dude?

He’s laying on a cold hard floor of an airport I’m sure he’s had better days

 

[Nugent]

Thank fuck after seeing the state of your toes there’s not enough chlorine in the world that can kill the germs on those trotters

Keep your fetish out of my mouth

 

[Caroline St]

I have just woken up.on the floor of Paphos airport and could put one up your arse if you tell me where abouts in Llantwit you live. You cunt.

I'm currently around the back of the memo in Caddy .. you gonna come and visit me?

 

[Captain Fishtits]

View from the deck...

You need an appointment for Barry Acc
You’ve got to ring beforehand
Your ear looks fucking rank though

 

[stantys tattoos]

Coming home today thank fuck...My body's taken more of a beating than Elton Johns arse ..Some of it my fault...Some of it bad luck...Some of it I have no idea...But I have the marks to prove it.

stuart lubbock is off

 

[stantys tattoos]

Spent five nights in Vegas once and picked up a stomach bug in Crawley the night before we flew. Stayed at Caesar’s palace, and on one memorable day walking down the strip, I couldn’t go more than about 500 yards without needing a shot. Pebble dashed a bog in every single casino/hotel. A feat popeye would’ve been proud of.

been to the us have you tone? should have mentioned it

 

[TH63]

been to the us have you tone? should have mentioned it

I have been to many places Stants.

 

[stantys tattoos]

I have been to many places Stants.

not another spain story

 

[Dr. Lecter]

View from the deck...

Get yourself back home safe Joseph.

 

[Jimmytaff]

I have been to many places Stants.

But you've never been to you

 

[stantys tattoos]

But you've never been to you

 

[Jimmytaff]

It's a reference to a song mun

Charlene – I've Never Been To Me

“I Never Been To Me” was originally released in 1977, but peaked at a low #97 on the Billboard Hot 100. Five years later in 1982, a DJ from Tampa, Florida began playing the song

genius.com

 

[Dr. Lecter]

It's a reference to a song mun

Charlene – I've Never Been To Me

“I Never Been To Me” was originally released in 1977, but peaked at a low #97 on the Billboard Hot 100. Five years later in 1982, a DJ from Tampa, Florida began playing the song

genius.com

Ok grandad.

 

[Joecity]

Im home....all things considered I think that holiday went swimmingly with not 1 bit of chaos. I left my case and clothes there cause I just couldn't be fucked lugging them around.
My mums fuming cause it was here case. Never mind all the clobber and daps I left there she worrying about a case from the middle of Lidl.



Straight up Barry hospital in morning.

 

[kernel]

Im home....all things considered I think that holiday went swimmingly with not 1 bit of chaos. I left my case and clothes there cause I just couldn't be fucked lugging them around.
My mums fuming cause it was here case. Never mind all the clobber and daps I left there she worrying about a case from the middle of Lidl.



Straight up Barry hospital in morning.

Glad you're home Joe, I wondered if you would end up getting into some sort of bother out there that would prevent you from getting back.

 

[TDA]

RIP Bluebird

 

[New Wave]

Have been threatened with having to experience this for the last 2.5 yrs - A rattly old Bangkok bus with no air conditioning in 36C heat, complete with gearstick that gets pulled off to constantly reposition the shaken out of position mirrors.
She didn't think us whities could cope with it. Piece of piss mun