Off-Topic Death in service?

[Jimmytaff]

Nope, mine were all straight up.

No accrual involved.

All private companies

I have one that accrues. I won't tell the Mrs or family how much it's worth lest they knock me off

 

[Joecity]

Got one in my job. So my beneficiary gets 50 hot steamy greasy turds, becasue thats what I get paid in, because I work in a sewer and they actually don't pay me at all but they kindly let me keep what I find.

 

[Joecity]

We actually have a 100% of yearly salary payment...not bad scenes as it costs us fuck all...think I'd rather health insurance tbf mind.

 

[Nugent]

Got one in my job. So my beneficiary gets 50 hot steamy greasy turds, becasue thats what I get paid in, because I work in a sewer and they actually don't pay me at all but they kindly let me keep what I find.

dont forget you get to take carrier bags of gear wrapped around overhead cables

 

[Joecity]

dont forget you get to take carrier bags of gear wrapped around overhead cables

Well worth investigating any plastic bag that hangs from a tree mate.

 

[Steve R]

Mine's £200k but don't tell @Mrs Steve R

Cheers.

 

[TDA]

never heard of this before.

if you die, you die.
job done, if you didnt have life insuarance then missus dont get eff all.


thats what i thought anyway

In 2001, the Labour Government brought in insurance based Stakeholder pensions that employers were obliged to offer their employees even though they (the employers) weren't required to contribute to the schemes themselves. Better employers did pay a contribution as part of the overall salary package, together with a life assurance, which provided the lump sum death in service benefit.

 

[Nugent]

In 2001, the Labour Government brought in insurance based Stakeholder pensions that employers were obliged to offer their employees even though they (the employers) weren't required to contribute to the schemes themselves. Better employers did pay a contribution as part of the overall salary package, together with a life assurance, which provided the lump sum death in service benefit.

Fucking lefty cunts

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

Got one in my job. So my beneficiary gets 50 hot steamy greasy turds, becasue thats what I get paid in, because I work in a sewer and they actually don't pay me at all but they kindly let me keep what I find.

They'll probably pay my beneficiaries in bog rolls

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Fucking lefty cunts

 

[Nugent]

They'll probably pay my beneficiaries in bog rolls

You do know you gotta get the job first son

Good luck brother tho

 

[Knees up Brian Clark]

You do know you gotta get the job first son

Good luck brother tho

Already got it butt,they are relocating,so I wasn't gonna bother but the boss sorted me with a nice pay rise...so what's a pensioner to do

 

[TH63]

If I pop my clogs within the next five years, she could afford to buy half of Caerphilly.

Obviously she wouldn’t want to, but nice to know she could.

 

[Aswad]

never heard of a private company doing that

i thought youd be more special with a 100% death payment

I get 9 times my salary when I croak it. Haven't told the missus because she does most of the cooking.

 

[Aswad]

Nope, mine were all straight up.

No accrual involved.

All private companies

Yes, same for me. First year it was 4 times my salary, then up to 6. After that I paid a bit extra to go to 9 times salary. I've been told the payments are going to shoot up, so will go back to 6 and get Private Medical Insurance instead.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Yes, same for me. First year it was 4 times my salary, then up to 6. After that I paid a bit extra to go to 9 times salary. I've been told the payments are going to shoot up, so will go back to 6 and get Private Medical Insurance instead.

I probably used the wrong word but that's what I was trying to get at when I used accrual - i.e. it's worth more the longer you're in it

 

[Nugent]

Already got it butt,they are relocating,so I wasn't gonna bother but the boss sorted me with a nice pay rise...so what's a pensioner to do

pensioner uh?

kiffa and eaty are not gonna like you bryo, not one aorta son

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

pensioner uh?

kiffa and eaty are not gonna like you bryo, not one aorta son

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

pensioner uh?

kiffa and eaty are not gonna like you bryo, not one aorta son

 

[Dr. Lecter]

If I pop my clogs within the next five years, she could afford to buy half of Caerphilly.

Obviously she wouldn’t want to, but nice to know she could.