Off-Topic Rats

[Joecity]

I don't mind em me....little cunts gotta eat as well...we all have to dip our beak...thing is there's a nest of the little cunts sprung under the decking lately...pup season as well..they been carrying out the dead.ones out the nest and dumping em by the side of the lane so I'm confident the numbers are in control.

Not enough nutrition around to feed em all...

As long as there have been men there have been rats plus my dogs will instantly snap all their necks the minute they see em.

My question is despite looking like little cunts are they really a health hazard.

I know they piss everywhere but they never try and come in the house or fuck all.

They just around and about.

Should I try and kill em all or live and let live.

 

[Glos Blue]

I don't mind em me....little cunts gotta eat as well...we all have to dip our beak...thing is there's a nest of the little cunts sprung under the decking lately...pup season as well..they been carrying out the dead.ones out the nest and dumping em by the side of the lane so I'm confident the numbers are in control.

Not enough nutrition around to feed em all...

As long as there have been men there have been rats plus my dogs will instantly snap all their necks the minute they see em.

My question is despite looking like little cunts are they really a health hazard.

I know they piss everywhere but they never try and come in the house or fuck all.

They just around and about.

Should I try and kill em all or live and let live.

They are a health hazard and carry diseases, not to mention the damage they cause and the smell. Used to have a lot of rats around the farm. There will be 10 x the number you think there is and they breed all year round, so the number can rise exponentially. Once they find a food source (they already have if they’ve moved in), they wont leave.

 

[TDA]

 

[Robin Friday's Ghost]

They are a health hazard. I have a farm bordering my garden and saw quite a few until recently. I had bait boxes down and I bought an air rifle with telescopic sights. Got quite a few of them with head shots. However, the farmer cleared the old barn which is next to our garden and that obviously unhoused them as I've not seen any since.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Got any friends from Swansea? If so I may have a solution........

 

[Melvin Udal]

They are a health hazard. I have a farm bordering my garden and saw quite a few until recently. I had bait boxes down and I bought an air rifle with telescopic sights. Got quite a few of them with head shots. However, the farmer cleared the old barn which is next to our garden and that obviously unhoused them as I've not seen any since.

Lee Harvey Oswald’s off

 

[Nugent]

They are a health hazard. I have a farm bordering my garden and saw quite a few until recently. I had bait boxes down and I bought an air rifle with telescopic sights. Got quite a few of them with head shots. However, the farmer cleared the old barn which is next to our garden and that obviously unhoused them as I've not seen any since.

Were you on the grassy knoll or the south wales bookstore suppository

 

[Ponty and pop]

Jack Russell will sort them out.
Rats are everywhere unfortunately and people feeding birds in the garden attracts them to feed from the spilt bits.
They don't like the smell.of Lavender or Mint apparently.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

Give em some rice pudding Joe

 

[Popeye]

Invite Nuggles over to meet them after the game Saturday, they'll soon fuck off

 

[Nugent]

Rat lives matter

 

[Joecity]

My dogs killed a few couple of weeks ago and next doors cat chipped in with a big one the other day. Little cunt also got a wood pigeon that I been looking after. Is poison the best way or just don't feed the birds ?

I don't really wanna poison the cunts tbf..

Rather do it humanely.

 

[bluethrough™]

My dogs killed a few couple of weeks ago and next doors cat chipped in with a big one the other day. Little cunt also got a wood pigeon that I been looking after. Is poison the best way or just don't feed the birds ?

I don't really wanna poison the cunts tbf..

Rather do it humanely.

Problem with poison is if your dog or the cat chews on a dead or poisoned one it probably kill them as well

Get rid of the decking as they love decking

 

[Joecity]

Problem with poison is if your dog or the cat chews on a dead or poisoned one it probably kill them as well

Aye. My dogs rag em. So they do get a bit of blood round their mouth.

 

[bluethrough™]

Aye. My dogs rag em. So they do get a bit of blood round their mouth.

Used to be able to get the council rat man to come out, not sure if there is such a thing now though.....maybe worth checking

 

[Joecity]

Problem with poison is if your dog or the cat chews on a dead or poisoned one it probably kill them as well

Get rid of the decking as they love decking

Its not my house...renting. Plus the decking is built because the garden falls away about 8 ft underneath. Its to make the garden level.

 

[bluethrough™]

Its not my house...renting. Plus the decking is built because the garden falls away about 8 ft underneath. Its to make the garden level.

Speak to the landlord then. They may not be in the house atm, give them time though and you'll soon hear them in the walls and once they realise you got rice pudding cans open, you're fucked

 

[Joecity]

Speak to the landlord then. They may not be in the house atm, give them time though and you'll soon hear them in the walls and once they realise you got rice pudding cans open, you're fucked

Nah they don't come in tbf...They just live under the decking...They go in the shed though but I put silver peroxide on the floor in there and now they don't bother because that stuff stings like fuck if you get it on you. Their feet would have been on fire.

I'll post a photo next time I see one of the cunts.

 

[Ponty and pop]

Used to be able to get the council rat man to come out, not sure if there is such a thing now though.....maybe worth checking

You got to pay these days

 

[bluethrough™]

Nah they don't come in tbf...They just live under the decking...They go in the shed though but I put silver peroxide on the floor in there and now they don't bother because that stuff stings like fuck if you get it on you. Their feet would have been on fire.

I'll post a photo next time I see one of the cunts.

They're hard little fuckers. Like you I'm very much of the mind that everything deserves to live, so when we had rats at my garage years ago I thought I'd go the humane route. Got myself a humane catcher thing, they easy to catch in fairness, anyway each day I'd take the prisoner out when I took the dog for a walk. Used to release them quietly while dog wasn't watching about mile and a half away.

Anyway after about a week I caught one that had a distinctive white patch around it's eye, let him go in the usual place, got home and fuck me, there he was casually wandering back into his home, back before me I swear. Did some reading up and apparently you need to get them 5-10 miles from their nest or they'll find their way back.