Off-Topic Rats

[Joecity]

Plus we didn't call him Willy for nothing. For a small dog when that lipstick came out it was massive compared to his size. Delighted went it went back in cause a dogs cock is truly a disgusting sight.

 

[Nugent]

Get rid of the decking as they love decking

Yeah Joe, get rid of the decking mate.
While your at it, if you see an ant, get rid of the house too, ants love houses, and if you see a fish, that means your hot tub will have to go.
In fact, lets all follow blueys advice, demolish all our buildings and live in the garden, in a tent.

Which ironically Joe did once but gave up cos he couldn't charge his phone.

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

You got any Swansea mates?

Get em round those rats will be gone before you know it

 

[Joecity]

Yeah Joe, get rid of the decking mate.
While your at it, if you see an ant, get rid of the house too, ants love houses, and if you see a fish, that means your hot tub will have to go.
In fact, lets all follow blueys advice, demolish all our buildings and live in the garden, in a tent.

Which ironically Joe did once but gave up cos he couldn't charge his phone.

I once slept under a transit van in Orient for 2 nights after a heavy weekend.

 

[bluethrough™]

Yeah Joe, get rid of the decking mate.
While your at it, if you see an ant, get rid of the house too, ants love houses, and if you see a fish, that means your hot tub will have to go.
In fact, lets all follow blueys advice, demolish all our buildings and live in the garden, in a tent.

Which ironically Joe did once but gave up cos he couldn't charge his phone.

Lucky spiders don't live in houses

 

[Joecity]

Lucky spiders don't live in houses

Loves me a spider. Accidentally flushed one down the plug hole in the shower the other day. Didn't notice the little fucker. I like to think I"ll see him in work one day and shake one of his hands and make it up to him.

 

[bluethrough™]

Loves me a spider. Accidentally flushed one down the plug hole in the shower the other day. Didn't notice the little fucker. I like to think I"ll see him in work one day and shake one of his hands and make it up to him.

I don't mind them at all but my Mrs fucking hates them.

Mind you I was showing her how harmless they are one day, put my hand down to pick this big solid looking bugger, if I did the cunt bit me and it bloody hurt. Oh how we laughed together, still don't mind them though but I now handle with care

 

[Jimmytaff]

Always amazes me how more often than not the instincts for what a dog was bred for shine though without any sort of training. It's like they just know their role straight out of the box.

That'll be why it's called an instinct mate

 

[bluethrough™]

That'll be why it's called an instinct mate

Yeah well my instinct is to punch you in the face but I never have

 

[Jimmytaff]

Yeah well my instinct is to punch you in the face but I never have

 

[Nugent]

Loves me a spider. Accidentally flushed one down the plug hole in the shower the other day. Didn't notice the little fucker. I like to think I"ll see him in work one day and shake one of his hands and make it up to him.

Did he fall out of your hair joe

 

[Joecity]

I don't mind them at all but my Mrs fucking hates them.

Mind you I was showing her how harmless they are one day, put my hand down to pick this big solid looking bugger, if I did the cunt bit me and it bloody hurt. Oh how we laughed together, still don't mind them though but I now handle with care

I used to use the cup and A4 piece of paper or letter through the door method and lobe em out the window..Now I just ignore em. Same as dogs and their nature our instincts make us scared of them. Most spiders in the UK are harmless. You probably picked up a big female common house spider and she bit you cause she heard you trying to prove a point to ur misses.

 

[Joecity]

Did he fall out of your hair joe

My hairs short now bro. Still luxurious and thick tho even though I got it number 2 on the sides....You'll see Saturday.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Rat lives matter

Fukum

 

[bluethrough™]

Fukum

Each to one's own

 

[Nugent]

I like rats me.

Bring a plague back too to sort the population out for a bit.

 

[Melvin Udal]

Love a spaniel. Soft mouthed though so ragging not really their game. They'll find anything though. Willy will do a rat in seconds. Grabs em and rags em and drops em. My grampis Wire Fox Terrier would grab em and flick em up in the air which breaks their backs and do the same to the next one. Willy don't do that he just rags.

We recently lost our 2 wire fox terriers. Loved em.

 

[Robin Friday's Ghost]

My dogs killed a few couple of weeks ago and next doors cat chipped in with a big one the other day. Little cunt also got a wood pigeon that I been looking after. Is poison the best way or just don't feed the birds ?

I don't really wanna poison the cunts tbf..

Rather do it humanely.

If you put poison down you need to put it in a bait box. You see them outs loads of commercial buildings. Dogs and cats won't be able to get at them. Don't leave poison uncovered or you'll get birds and all sorts.

 

[kernel]

I like rats me.

Bring a plague back too to sort the population out for a bit.

hapy sint jorjis day


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[bluethrough™]

hapy sint jorjis day


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And that's how recycling works in flats