The genuine consumer recommendation thread

[stantys tattoos]

Awww, someones been on the Carling,

 

[Jimmytaff]

Lads this is all good fun but of course I'm not gay, I absolutely loves birds and their fannies and that

You're fooling nobody, homo

 

[stantys tattoos]

You're fooling nobody, homo

he's a bit backward

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Lads this is all good fun but of course I'm not gay, I absolutely loves birds and their fannies and that

That's true tbf.

When Colonel woz a kid, he made a fanny out of a watermelon once from a Fairground, took out a load of fluff from our hoover which he sprinkled on and took it into school absolutely beaming

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

he's a bit backward

He might be gay.

And he might well be backward.

But he's the goddam boss round these parts and you'd better shape up sonny

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

He might be gay.

And he might well be backward.

But he's the goddam boss round these parts and you'd better shape up sonny

Because if you don't, well he'll bum you but in such a backwards way you won't understand it so much, you wouldn't be able to tell anyone

And I speak from experience

 

[stantys tattoos]

He might be gay.

And he might well be backward.

But he's the goddam boss round these parts and you'd better shape up sonny

tommy tough nut is off.....keep off the glue arf

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

tommy tough nut is off.....keep off the glue arf

Might one suggest you stay off the cans...?

 

[stantys tattoos]

He might be gay.

And he might well be backward.

But he's the goddam boss round these parts and you'd better shape up sonny

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Full of roiders and orange slags throughout the year but particulary Feb to Apr.

Only 3 more days til I get to go on my annual slag-hunt then

 

[stantys tattoos]

Might one suggest you stay off the cans...?

no

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

If you've still got issues though, drop these guys a line. They're a free service and are 24/7



www.HowDoesOneCopeWithBeingBummedBySomeoneWhosBackwardsAndGay.com

 

[Dr. Lecter]

That's true tbf.

When Colonel woz a kid, he made a fanny out of a watermelon once from a Fairground, took out a load of fluff from our hoover which he sprinkled on and took it into school absolutely beaming

A watermelon?

Now I feel inadequate. I used a peach.

 

[Arfur Ap Llewellyn Europe]

Only 3 more days til I get to go on my annual slag-hunt then

Had any sort of erm, romantic liaisons with your 3 female housemates yet bud?

 

[stantys tattoos]

If you've still got issues though, drop these guys a line. They're a free service and are 24/7



www.HowDoesOneCopeWithBeingBummedBySomeoneWhosBackwardsAndGay.com

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Don’t worry Stant.

It’s just like when I do it.

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

He might be gay.

Knew it

And he might well be backward.

Knew it

But he's the goddam boss round these parts and you'd better shape up sonny

Knew it

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Had any sort of erm, romantic liaisons with your 3 female housemates yet bud?

There were only 2, and yes, I'm 2 for 2

 

[Worse]

Indian
The Claypit
Penarth

Fish and Chips
Paget Street
Penarth

Chinese
Hing Wah
Tewkesbury

 

[stantys tattoos]

Don’t worry Stant.

It’s just like when I do it.

yes not but to perfection