Off-Topic Do my thinking for me

[Nugent]

Sone of us have got to work.

Lazy, feckless, workshy basteds. Countries gone etc

Get a better job mate

 

[LlanBlue86]

The shit weren't as big as I thought it would be.
Probably a 7 on the girth rating scale

Or about 10 times the size of your erection

 

[TroggBlue]

@Joecity got his end away

 

[Kiffa 4.0]

@Joecity got his end away

Or been Baby Reindeered

 

[LlanBlue86]

@Joecity got his end away

Heard he’s making her speak Spanish as we speak

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Or been Baby Reindeered

Or getting Glos to dig another hole.

 

[Eat Y'self Fitter]

Joe after his "dog walk".

 

[Mrs Steve R]

@Joecity got his end away

He's not been seen online since

 

[stantys tattoos]

He's not been seen online since

he died of aids very tragic

 

[LlanBlue86]

Heard her husband turned up an hes been tied up in a shed ever since

 

[stantys tattoos]

Heard her husband turned up an hes been tied up in a shed ever since

that was @Dr. Lecter i can't afford a shed

 

[Joecity]

@Joecity what was the bird like?

Ugly as fuck...walked her round the block with the dogs and straight back to her car... and I lost my phone somehow just doing that..Bought a new one up in Merthyr....phoned my boss up and called him a cunt...that's about as good as it got...fell asleep on the settee about 7pm and just woke up ...feel as if one side of my body.is paralysed but apart from that everything is cool...Happy New Year you squeaky little cunt

 

[Nugent]

Ugly as fuck...walked her round the block with the dogs and straight back to her car... and I lost my phone somehow just doing that..Bought a new one up in Merthyr....phoned my boss up and called him a cunt...that's about as good as it got...fell asleep on the settee about 7pm and just woke up ...feel as if one side of my body.is paralysed but apart from that everything is cool...Happy New Year you squeaky little cunt

Lets break this post down...

1 "ugly as fuck" = so what Joe? Fanny got delivered to your doorstep. Just get drunk and bulb fuck off her.
Let the side down there, massively son.

2. "Lost my phone" = how old are you? Thats the sort of behaviour I expect from the forum kids on here. Are you the type that always has a cracked screen too?
Thought you was intelligent mun.

3. "Shopping in Merthyr " = fuck me. Nuff said

4."Called boss a cunt" = see you in the morning , hes probably sacked you now via text which you cant read cos you lost phone.

5. "One side of body's paralysed" = can you smell toast?

 

[Joecity]

Lets break this post down...

1 "ugly as fuck" = so what Joe? Fanny got delivered to your doorstep. Just get drunk and bulb fuck off her.
Let the side down there, massively son.

2. "Lost my phone" = how old are you? Thats the sort of behaviour I expect from the forum kids on here. Are you the type that always has a cracked screen too?
Thought you was intelligent mun.

3. "Shopping in Merthyr " = fuck me. Nuff said

4."Called boss a cunt" = see you in the morning , hes probably sacked you now via text which you cant read cos you lost phone.

5. "One side of body's paralysed" = can you smell toast?

Number 1...Fuck up you chinky eyed cunt.

Number 2...See Number 1

 

[Nugent]

Number 1...Fuck up you chinky eyed cunt.

Number 2...See Number 1

Go back to sleep you foof.

Fitter and kiffa aint up yet. We'll play fuck with em later whilst having a hair o the dog.
Keep your energy fam for the tofu brigade.

2026 will have new gifs incoming

 

[Joecity]

You wouldn't have fucked her....I've had my share of grotty ones in the past but this would have been new territory even for me.

 

[Nugent]

You wouldn't have fucked her....I've had my share of grotty ones in the past but this would have been new territory even for me.

Forget about the looks a min, did she smell?

 

[Joecity]

Forget about the looks a min, did she smell?

I dunno...I made sure my dogs was between us at all times.

 

[Nugent]

I dunno...I made sure my dogs was between us at all times.

Did the dogs like her?

Im just trying to break this down, cos it was sex on a tap, regardless of how she looked.
Just wondering how fussy you are

 

[Joecity]

I'm a gentleman and will bang most birds under the chivalry code that my order has signed up to...but simply put and with the use of a well worn analogie....this was a Bridge Too Far.