Melvin Udal
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Exhibit A: KiffaFood of the gods - randy gods if it is as much of an aphrodisiac as claimed by my local fruit and veg seller.
I’d rather get bummed than eat another avocado.,
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Exhibit A: Kiffa
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Rent free?
Absolutely.
Social pays mine on my £500 house.
I miss our little exchanges.unlucky Dai
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I miss our little exchanges.
I used to think he was playing along but in time I came to realise he genuinely thought I lived in a £500 house and have never had a job in my life.
I wonder if he still embellishes his LinkedIn page?

Remember that time he went to Jamaica and restructured a whole operation in just two weeks, turning it from a local small business into a FTSE100 company?Wonder![]()
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Remember that time he went to Jamaica and restructured a whole operation in just two weeks, turning it from a local small business into a FTSE100 company?
Say what you like about his politics but he certainly knew his stuff when it came to bullshitting.
Which evenings work best for you?I’d rather get bummed than eat another avocado.,
Oh well that makes everything ok thenCelery salt - not quite the same thing![]()
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You saying that is like Stanty saying he'd rather eat bacon than drink BudI’d rather get bummed than eat another avocado.,
You saying that is like Stanty saying he'd rather eat bacon than drink Bud
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I’d rather get banned than eat another avocado.,

I miss our little exchanges.
I used to think he was playing along but in time I came to realise he genuinely thought I lived in a £500 house and have never had a job in my life.
I wonder if he still embellishes his LinkedIn page?
StraightDon’t think he ate avocados tbh
Make of that what you will
you are turning into an inclement poster.No, avocados are imported here due to the inclement weather![]()

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you are turning into an inclement poster.
Sticking around tonight son?![]()
Suprised I’m still here tbh