Off-Topic Massive poo

[Dr. Lecter]

Haven’t had a shit all day and just had a massive poo.

Literally had to breathe through it. Had a look down the loo before I wiped and it was wider than my arm. Made my arse bleed too.

Took three flushes but it’s gone now.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Haven’t had a shit all day and just had a massive poo.

Literally had to breathe through it. Had a look down the loo before I wiped and it was wider than my arm. Made my arse bleed too.

Took three flushes but it’s gone now.

Looks like you drowned an otter eh?

A bleeding arse never a good sign. Get it checked out if it happens again

 

[TH63]

looking forward to the update from @Joecity when it floats past him

 

[bluethrough™]

Looks like you drowned an otter eh?

A bleeding arse never a good sign. Get it checked out if it happens again

If something that big came out of my arse I'd be more ashamed of myself if it didn't bleed

 

[kernel]

First the pubes thread and now the poo thread.

We are truly blessed.

 

[Mrs Steve R]

Haven’t had a shit all day and just had a massive poo.

Literally had to breathe through it. Had a look down the loo before I wiped and it was wider than my arm. Made my arse bleed too.

Took three flushes but it’s gone now.

 

[Jimmytaff]

First the pubes thread and now the poo thread.

We are truly blessed.

A true Golden Age

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Looks like you drowned an otter eh?

A bleeding arse never a good sign. Get it checked out if it happens again

Pretty sure it bled due to the girth of the gorilla’s arm.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

If something that big came out of my arse I'd be more ashamed of myself if it didn't bleed

It’d just slide out of Melv like a fat bloke on a water slide.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

looking forward to the update from @Joecity when it floats past him

He’ll be able to ride this monster like one of those banana boats.

 

[Dr. Lecter]

Just be glad I didn’t take a pic.

 

[Jimmytaff]

Pretty sure it bled due to the girth of the gorilla’s arm.

Melv! Pair of DFBs

 

[Blue Job]

I'm on a ship, had one in the public bog the other day, was so huge I seriously considered not flushing it and leaving a little Welsh flag on the top.

 

[TDA]

First the pubes thread and now the poo thread.

We are truly blessed.

Referring to a recent conversation, I give up.